Nimayne speaks – to a shield 22. July 2009Posted by nimayne in World of warcraft.
Dear non-existing shield,
I’m a shaman, you realised that, right?
I’m a casting shaman. One of those pew-pew-lightningbolt-spamming shamans.
I’m supposed to wear a shield on my back, no staff, no offhand-item, a shield!
I earned wired looks because of you, dear shield.
I really like you, I carry ypu since level 59.
But please…do you have any bigger sister I could take…12 spelldamage is not thaaaat much at level 70!
Frustrated looking at her back,
Dear goldseller on my server,
NO, to hell with you, I DON’T want to buy any gold from you.
I’m getting mad when I’m just on for a few minutes and you spam me like 4 times in ten minutes.
You suck, okay?
Sorry for the rude language,